February 2012
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think i'm gonna write today off.
what i meant to do: sketch tons.
what i have done: drunk tea, sneezed, felt sorry for myself, altered a few drawings because i’d done the dimensions in inches instead of millimetres so they were massive.
someone come & put me down like a horse.
i don't understand how Rick Santorum is a...
i mean, really?
are you all just playing a prank on him & just letting him think he’s gonna win before actually all voting for the guy who isn’t a, seemingly misogynistic, bigot?
please say that’s it.
okay, guys, i have good news & bad news.
the good news is, deep down, i’m still exactly the same person as is in that photo.
the bad news is i no longer have all that hair & barely a beard…
let food be thy medicine & all that jazz.
let medicine be they food is something a wholly believe in because i just don’t see how you can’t, it’s science: you eat shit, you body digests & adsorbs the shit, you are literally full of shit, you feel like shit.
also, this last weekend i have barely slept, i had zero appetite (which, i’m almost 100% sure, is a sign of the coming of the anti-christ) &, when i...
fuck.
so, about 30 minutes ago i was just on my way to do my first paid experiment.
which i thought was just: drink a few drinks, talk about them.
turns out i’m provided with lunch & then expected NOT to eat for the next two hours so that my pallet is clean & there’s no errors in the results because i can still taste my lunch.
i have three issues with this fact:
firstly, if you...
santorotwentynine:
not sure if i can smell bacon or just wish i could smell it
my life.
didn't get the job.
financial situation remains in the shitter.
i don’t have anything to do for the first time in four nights.
i’m gonna get into bed & do nothing.
maybe make some pigs in blankets.
& watch porn.
someone pay me to be their chef.
amazing show.
ended up disgustingly sweaty, i apologise to anyone who i may have brushed against on the way out & everyone who actually looked upon me with their own eyes.
got asked to be in a documentary about touche amore fans.
&, as an added bonus; i suspect my knees are gonna be bruised to shit.
sat through eight hours of training today.
it’s touche amore, basement & gnarwolves time.
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the three C's of this morning.
crumpets, coffee, call of duty.
swings & roundabouts.
got a parking ticket.
got a job where i won’t have to be clean shaven.
almost fell off a desk in my lectures.
am off out to celebrate tonight.
have no dinner.
waiting for the next plus…
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i have recently discovered paid experiments as a...
i’m getting paid & given a free breakfast, snack & lunch on thursday.
got a taste test tomorrow.
hopefully some sort of drug testing in march.
every little helps.
applying for a part-time tutoring position.
because if there’s one person you want shaping young minds, it’s me.
“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I...”
– Mark Twain
