January 2011
when your training turns into getting pissed...
you know it’s a pretty sick job.
cindybuttons asked: Vulgar
Anonymous asked: Is it like a rule in your house, no beard no entry?
fuckmeoverbitch asked: dude, your posts on your tumblrrrr fuck with my head. they're all in the wrong order -_- and i always notice it and never mention it.
i've got my first shift at work in an hour & i'm...
brb just gonna make some home alone style traps ‘n shit.
go watch the video if you don’t get why.
Anonymous asked: http://iamkim--.tumblr.com/post/3020081587
it's a burger...in pizza form. fucking hell.
it's a burger...in pizza form. fucking hell.
ALL MY PILLOWS ARE TAPED INSIDE BIN BAGS.
fuckers.
jonny & rob have taped everything to the...
I came home to find my door taped up. ripped through & found everything either wound up in tape, taped to a wall or taped to the ceiling.
all my drawers & wardrobes are taped shut…
I need to get them both back so fucking bad.
hellofditties asked: Why is 'omg im gay lololol' the funniest Facebook sabotage that people can think of? Why is being gay such a source of HILARITY for the world, hmm? Should I be as equally offended if someone logs on as me and says I'm a big hetero?
rob's threatening to shit in my bed to get me back...
such a lovely man.
he default picture was a bleeding arse hole & now its two men showering together.
was meant to be in a lecture right now.
found my housemates facebook logged on & he’s out of the house so i went to town on it.
current status: ”you know what i like to do? take the skin off of KFC chicken & wrap it around a guys dick, then slowly eat it off… tastes good & you get a refreshing drink to wash it down with after.”
whatacatchdonnie asked: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfuzqqLiMu1qbay1to1_400.png
think i've got half of oxford coming to stay round...
they’re all sleeping on the floor & shit & here’s me with a double bed all to myself.
i’m so kind.
manly meal times with robbie.
literally just had a massive meal of fried stuff with cheese.
anything that would fry was chucked in the pan then shoved between two bits of bread & covered in cheese.
although rob just put cheese inbetween a steak & a bacon steak…
that was my second dinner.
third dinner will be all the left-over pizza crusts with the garlic dip.
sick.
awh work put kisses at the end of texts they send...
haven’t even done a shift yet & they already want me.
standard.
"you in man? cause if not i'm gonna watch porn...
this is why rob loves me.
work is just going horribly.
tempted to fuck it till later tonight & just get back into bed & eat pizza & text & watch friends.
eating cold left-over pizza. drinking the rest of...
because obviously the cider will help.
dear god i’m gonna miss this garlic dip when i finish the last pot.
your demise last night was sick as fuck.
love it when the crowd is actually involved.
every band had a stage rush.
& the journey made me fucking excited for fys & the wonder years next month, cause we just had them playing the entire way like pop-punk rude boizzz.
we were reminiscing about Slam Dunk last year; made me remember that, despite the fact the capacity issues were fucking ridiculous, the day was sick. mainly cause me...
hippiecunt asked: You are beautiful, to me. Absolutely stunning.
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gonna be inundated with scenies later.
YD gig is 14+…
is it possible to get your nose recauterized after...
when i was younger i used to have like 100000 nose bleeds a day.
& i wore massive glasses so i was pretty much the quintessential nerd.
so i had the blood vessels in my nose cauterized.
but since i’ve had my nose pierced i’ve had like 4 horrendously bad nose bleeds.
i just wanna fuck the bit where i don’t touch my nose for like 2 weeks to let the blood vessels heal up.
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food coma after all that pizza was no joke. just...
cool starry bra.
i'm actually like a little kid on christmas day...
bouncing around the house shouting at nancy to hurry up cause i want to go.
want my papa johnsss.
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Anonymous asked: your middle finger is freakishly long
the only other people in the booze section of asda...
but i’m alright with that.
because my dreams have been realised.
SACK O’ CIDER.
3 litres of 7.5% in a bag.
fuck yeahhh.
arrive late to lecture. go to room where it...
good one josh.
carried on my reign as the classiest man alive...
got introduced to my mates girlfriend & a few of her mates.
lets just say a takeaway coffee cup, a dodgy lid, the contents of the cup & the lower half of my face were involved.
you can fill in the blanks.
