December 2010
"what you coming dressed up as?"
is what my workmate just bbm’d me.
“someone who really doesn’t want to be at work”
was my reply.
p0s1t1v3 4 lyf.
cut up t-shirt, turned up skinnies & vans. that’ll do.
anyone fancy asking me shit before i head off? i promise i’ll be more jolly in my replies.
best bit of 2010.
when i grew a mo’fuckin beard.
actually there is a whole lot else but i don’t really want to think about that.
why do you all need there to be a new year to have...
the only thing that changes is the date.
you can change yourself at any time.
so NYE tonight is simple.
finish work at 2.30 in the morning.
run before they can make me clear up.
speed 13 miles to the party.
funnel everything.
chunder.
pass out.
perfect plan.
vodkacoc asked: I've given this alot of thought, and decided that whilst hot pizza is amazing in the day/night time you wouldn't dream of having it hot in the morning cos that would just be weird, wouldn't it? I think it's something to do with the oozing cheese personally...but then in the daytime if someone presented you with a cold pizza you'd be like 'wtf?' whereas if they...
sweet jesus glee is on & i can't find the remote &...
BURN IT WITH FIRE.
bethloveslosers asked: I like how your foot grew 3cm in the space of a minute :)
so NYE tonight is simple.
finish work at 2.30 in the morning.
run before they can make me clear up.
speed 13 miles to the party.
funnel everything.
chunder.
pass out.
perfect plan.
Anonymous asked: I'd love for you to talk about hotter stuff but i'm too much of a pussy to tell you who I am, lol.
Anonymous asked: I'd love for you to talk about hotter stuff but i'm too much of a pussy to tell you who I am, lol.
Anonymous asked: you are such a babe, and probably the best looking person I follow :) not that that's important because your personality is brilliant too! x
Anonymous asked: I find it hard not to want you every time we talk.
“can see it in your smile,
the thoughts of me are fading,
but something...”
– Fences - Hands
Anonymous asked: you are such a babe, and probably the best looking person I follow :) not that that's important because your personality is brilliant too! x
Anonymous asked: I find it hard not to want you every time we talk.
happy fucking camper after those two lovely asks.
now lets watch some wine filled bint ruin it for me at work.
“your trousers are so low! buy some that fit you for gods sake!”
“erm, john isn’t it? can we get a few more pints?”
“oi boxers boy!”
all things that have actually been said to me.
get my name right & i might actually serve you instead of staring you dead in the eyes & walking away.
...
Anonymous asked: Another anon here, I'd like to elaborate on what those other guys said and tell you I'd very much like to bone you.
Anonymous asked: Another anon here, I'd like to elaborate on what those other guys said and tell you I'd very much like to bone you.
Anonymous asked: Different anon here, but I'd also like to do what the other one said to you, with you.
You don't seem to realise how beautiful and lovely you are; seriously why don't you have this gorgeous girl making us all feel jealous? You're funny as hell, you have beautiful eyes, you have a beard AND GLASSES (brill combo there), and you have a wonderful personality. Wow.
You don't seem to realise how beautiful and lovely you are; seriously why don't you have this gorgeous girl making us all feel jealous? You're funny as hell, you have beautiful eyes, you have a beard AND GLASSES (brill combo there), and you have a wonderful personality. Wow.
Anonymous asked: Different anon here, but I'd also like to do what the other one said to you, with you.
You don't seem to realise how beautiful and lovely you are; seriously why don't you have this gorgeous girl making us all feel jealous? You're funny as hell, you have beautiful eyes, you have a beard AND GLASSES (brill combo there), and you have a wonderful personality. Wow.
You don't seem to realise how beautiful and lovely you are; seriously why don't you have this gorgeous girl making us all feel jealous? You're funny as hell, you have beautiful eyes, you have a beard AND GLASSES (brill combo there), and you have a wonderful personality. Wow.
Anonymous asked: I'd love to just go out on a few splendid dates with you and get to know you and hold your hand while walking around and kiss your cheek while sitting in the car and make sweet sweet love and cuddle up against your cute self while watching old movies.
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Anonymous asked: "& no awkwardness cause the person i hooked up with last time has gone back to australiaaa."
person. was it a guy?
person. was it a guy?
Anonymous asked: "& no awkwardness cause the person i hooked up with last time has gone back to australiaaa."
person. was it a guy?
person. was it a guy?
already can't wait for oxford next week.
got wednesday & thursday off work which is sick.
it will be nice to just be surrounded by new mates & not thinking about anything that actually matters.
& no awkwardness cause the person i hooked up with last time has gone back to australiaaa.
fuck i love accents.
free drinks in the purple turtle helps…
& it will make up for the fact that i have to work NYE when...
already can't wait for oxford next week.
got wednesday & thursday off work which is sick.
it will be nice to just be surrounded by new mates & not thinking about anything that actually matters.
& no awkwardness cause the person i hooked up with last time has gone back to australiaaa.
fuck i love accents.
free drinks in the purple turtle helps…
& it will make up for the fact that i have to work NYE when...
hi. do you wanna wrestle with our special bathing...
Anonymous asked: I'd love to just go out on a few splendid dates with you and get to know you and hold your hand while walking around and kiss your cheek while sitting in the car and make sweet sweet love and cuddle up against your cute self while watching old movies.
watchedthecityburn asked: WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR TOP?
sorry for screaming.
But where!?
(in your icon.)
sorry for screaming.
But where!?
(in your icon.)
watchedthecityburn asked: WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR TOP?
sorry for screaming.
But where!?
(in your icon.)
sorry for screaming.
But where!?
(in your icon.)
fuck yeah midnight snacks comprised completely of...
so my plan of “finish work. eat. wash. town. messy.” may have fallen through…
by the time i actually got out it was only an hour earlier than normal & the pub in town would be closed which would mean going into tru (a delightfully abysmal club) sober.
allowwwwwwwww.
also i would have had to have driven.
fuck that.
just save the money for oxford next week.
ask me shit, i...
pub's closing early cause the only person in who...
home as fast as possible. food, cause I haven’t eaten since 12 & I’m about to die of hunger. wash. town. mess. keen.