the acoustic tracks on Four Year Strongs special edition of enemy of the world are keen as fuck.
anyone else ever hear the rumour that sugar free polos lowered your sperm count?
it must have gone round my school about 7-8 years ago.
so i was 12 or 13 when i heard it.
& for some reason i was like:
“oh my god, i’m never eating sugar free polos again!!!”
someone remind me why, at the age of 13, i felt i desperately needed all my sperm?
would you put mayo on an egg and bacon barm though?
why would you ever put bacon & egg in that?! …i kid. i assume you mean sandwich? if so, i’d never put egg in it in the first place unless it was an omelette. so yes, mayo & bacon.
ohdearitsfatal replied to your post: first thing i said to myself as i went for a shower: “don’t get your hair wet” you are perfect.
not quite. i smell, i have tiny feminine wrists, i eat at the speed of light, i play with my beard when i’m thinking, i like sleeping in cold beds, i snore, i bite my nails, if i get comfortable i will fall asleep & i’m hairy. but other than that i’m pretty fucking close.